What Would Pooh Do?

I wrote that very question on my mirror a while ago. To remind me to be very simple and thoughtful. And look at life as a gift. I've recently erased it and put up an affirmation, but I still get up thinking about pooh.

When I finally roll out of bed I stand up and look at myself in the mirror. I say to myself, "let's work up an appetite."

Then I sing to myself while exercising.

"Up-Down-Up
When I up, down, touch the ground
it puts me in the mood
Up, down, touch the ground
in the mood {smacks lips} for food

I am stout, round and I have found
speaking poundage-wise
I improve my appetite
when I exercise
(ripping sound)

Oh stuff and fluff
(ties his back together again)
That's better
(reflection in the mirror talks back)
Thank you
Now, where was I?
(grumbling sound from stomach)

Oh, yes, I'm rumbly in my tumbly.
Time for something sweet
I am short, fat, and proud of that
and so with all my might
I up, down, up-down
to my appetite's delight"