Wednesday, April 6, 2005

Hey What's That In Your Hand?

Patty and I were in a Borders the other day and we decided to put on a little picto-play for the Planning Shop, entitled:

Hey What's that in your hand?
Presented by the Got-Nothing-Better-To-Do Players

CURTAIN

INT: A Borders bookstore inside a former brick factory. The business section. Patty enters searches for a book and quickly pick up a yellow and black book.



Patty: (Desperately) I need to start my own business soon. I'm so tired of working at the chain day spa. My boss is a hack, no body's happy. But which business to start. I'll check out this book. This book should be real easy to follow. Hmm....

Enter Brian, swiftly!




Brian: (heroically) Put that book away!
Patty: (Shocked) Oh!
Brian: You are no dummy.




Brian: You want to go into business for yourself, but you're not sure which type of business is right for you. Here's the book you've been waiting for! What Business Should I Start?, written by the good people at The Planning Shop.




Patty: (Unconvinced) Hmm.... But is it the right book for me? I know what I want to do. I'm a massage therapist. I didn't spend 18 frickin' months in massage therapy school just not to become a massage therapist. Got anything else?





Brian: There's Six-Week Start-Up. You have a great idea for a business but now comes the tough part: making it happen. From licenses to bookkeeping to marketing to setting up shop, Six-Week Start-Up guides you through every step of getting your business up and running successfully and fast!

Patty leans against another book case while listening with great intent.

Brian: And don't forget!




The Successful Business Plan: Secrets & Strategies for when you are ready to write your business plan. This critically acclaimed best-seller includes everything you need to know to write a fool-proof, thoroughly-conceived and perfectly presented knock-'em-dead business plan. Used in the nation's top business schools and by hundreds of thousands of entrepreneurs! Find here on the top shelf! And Remember,




What Business Should I Start? is still a great resource. Inside you'll find:
~ Listing of 463 hand-picked businesses ideal for new entrepreneurs
~ In-depth info on which businesses make money
~ Define your aspirations, expectations, and financial goals for your new business
~ Learn how others have been successful, part-time or full-time
~ Comprehensive descriptions of the nine E-Types and the best businesses for each
~ Learn the secrets to increasing your chance of success
~ Identify your market niche and learn how it will make you more money



Patty: This book is amazing!




Patty: (anew) They all sound great! I'm going to get them all right now! You've opened my mind, I feel so refreshed.
Brian: I'm glad I could help.



Patty: Thank you Brian, a thousand thank you's.
Brian: All in a days work...
Patty: (With a Twinkle in her eye) You know you're pretty smart.
Brian: (Blushing) Gosh....




Brian: (aside) I feel good about myself.

THE END

I hope you enjoyed our little picto-play. Starring: Patty Robinson as Patty. And Brian Luce as Brian.


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