Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Mario Explains Gay Life or My Obsession with YouTube

I received a call from my collection agency yesterday morning saying that I still owed them over $400.00 dollars. Ef that! My last payment to them was on the 18th of this month. This is how it kinda went down.

Ruby: Hi, Mr. Luce?

Me: Yes?

Ruby: Hi sir, I'm showing on your account that you still owe on your original claim of $1358.00 and the automatic payments you set up expired on the 18th. So you still have 3 more payments to go. How do you want to settle that?

Me: Uh... No!

Ruby: Excuse me sir? I'm showing you still owe this amount.

Me: No I don't. My last payment was September 15th. In fact I called your company twice to make sure of it. We agreed on 5 payment of $215.19 back in April.

Ruby: Sir, I'm still showing a balance due.

Me: So do I, on my documents that you sent me. But I called twice making sure that was not what I owe. It's not.

Ruby: But sir....

Me: HODE ON! I'm goin' to get my paper work. (Set's the phone down hard, gets the folder with paper work and slams it down next to the phone.)

Ruby: Oh sir, I am so sorry. I was reading my information wrong. I see that I gave a different price of $1075.95 and your last payment was on the 18th. I apologize. Have a nice day.

Me: Wait, so I don't owe you anything anymore right?

Ruby: That is correct.

Me: What's your name again?

Ruby: CLICK!


I couldn't believe it. So, I'm calling back tomorrow and getting something in writing stating that I paid them in full. But, on the bright side, I have officially paid off all my credit cards! HOORAY!
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So the name of this blog is Music to Watch Boys By and I haven't really been talking about boys like I use to. My blog from the past was more of a Sex and the City kinda thing. But, now life is different.

At the reception desk where I work there are actually a lot of opportunities to espy dudes. Especially the DHL drivers. What's with me and delivery men? I wish there was someone to ask, perhaps Mario Cantone can explain something about gay life.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I love Mario explaining the gay.

Brilliant.

I also love how nifty cool you are with putting neat stuff on your page. You're my blog hero.

Brilliant

-Patty